
Defiance, OH -- Bailey Katherine West has only existed for just over two weeks and has already had enough of the paparazzi as can be gathered by the photograph to the left (click photo to enlarge). Sources close to Bailey say that she abhors all the media attention and it has been getting in the way of her eating, sleeping and pooping. Although it doesn't really affect the pooping as she doesn't mind doing that anywhere at anytime in front of anyone.
The source continues by confirming that Bailey prefers to breast feed without being held captive under the privacy providing "hooter hider" and that when the paparazzi is around her "food-giver" covers her underneath the aforementioned, scientific device (blanket with a strap) thus depriving her of the pleasure of a completely uninhibited feeding experience.
When finally cornered and confronted about the photograph Bailey is quoted as saying, "if you have a problem with me being upset over my lack of privacy and how I choose to express that frustration then you can just...."
and then she pooped....and started crying.....and wanted to eat some more.....
......and then fell asleep.
Love your site, Eric. So funny and sweet! Hope you're enjoying the little one!
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